Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
she told me i tasted like america
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
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