Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
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