he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
Will exercising make me less horny?
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