it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
kristin has been a bad kristin
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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