i don't want you to think of me as your TA
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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