Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
Randomize
