I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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