Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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