Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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