who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
My breakfast consisted of a slimfast and an adderal. My fridge is like an insecurity buffet.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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