Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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