at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
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