try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
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