I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
My vagina is officially offended.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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