I wanna passion pit in your ass
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
I think my moral compass just broke
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
Sex in the backyard? Check.
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