when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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