I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god....damn alcohol
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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