Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
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