I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
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