My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
tell me about the fingering
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