I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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