it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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