It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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