try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
I'm too high and old for this...
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
Randomize
