wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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