Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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