He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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