saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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