Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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