just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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