Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
where are my eyebrows?
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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