i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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