is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
the day after is always just damage control
I understand Curling. That high.
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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