and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
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