in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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