try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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