i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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