I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Life is so much better after having sex.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
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