Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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