And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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