But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
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