I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Lo siento on account of my penis...
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
Randomize
