He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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