i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
