i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
Your shirt... Was in my pants
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
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