Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
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