You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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