Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
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