Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Randomize
