I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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