Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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