he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
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